Has bush done enough yet to be impeached? I think the answer to that is a big probably. The Democrats are in a precarious position and can't just go hog wild and launch many investigations. I suspect that if they did, they might indeed find enough to end this administration in short term shame. I believe that it will "end" in long term historical shame, but I'm impatient!

So, I have an idea for how the media, public and Congress could get behind an investigation and impeach this guy! Someone needs to catch him in the act of masturbation. Yup, it's that simple. Someone close to Bush who has a gripe with him, or who wants to get rich by writing a book, needs to catch him yanking his own Johnson. A secret service agent might be just the man.

What? A secret service agent close to the president going bad - not likely! Well, maybe not, but bear with me. This wouldn't physically harm Bush, nor would it involve any physical danger to anyone else, nor would it release state secrets or anything of that sort. Besides, I can dream, can't I??

First, he'd have to make sure that Laura is touring someplace away - reading to Indian kids or some such. Second, he'd make sure that Bush is by himself at a predictable time, possibly before bed at his ranch, with some regularity - some false sense of peace and privacy and routine, for several days in a row. Then, it should be simply a matter of setting up a camera and leaking the video to the press.

It doesn't matter that masturbation isn't immoral. It doesn't matter that masturbation is natural. What matters is that it's SEX related! - that works splendidly in a nation where Dark Age religious taboos are still clinging to life...

Getting this transpire is bit far-fetched, I admit, but I don't doubt for a second what the repercussions for Bush would be if this were to actually go down.